Bill Clinton Paradox

The paradox/double standard that exists between guys who don't count receiving oral sex as cheating ("I did not have sexual relations with that woman.") but still considers the chick that gave him head to be a slut.

Guys, if bjs don't count as sex, and you're not cheating, she can't be a slut, ok?

What, he called *you* a slut for giving him head after you went out?

Yeah, it's that whole Bill Clinton Paradox going on. I gave head, but he only received it.

How fucking lame.

Completely not worth it.

Agreed.

by Catrina_livingdeadgirl October 13, 2010

"kung fu clepto"

1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items

When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.

by Stephanie Akerson May 9, 2006

claptard

when you’re clapped and a retard

karen is a claptard

by ᔕIᔕ November 6, 2019

Bill Clinton

The First Black President

Bill Clinton is down with the homies

by Barrackkk January 22, 2009

Bill Clinton

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!

Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.

by Vanishga July 2, 2008

clepting

The act of stealing shit.

I'm going clepting, we need a new couch.

by fuckfunky October 15, 2009

Cleptopencilia

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

by dodado May 28, 2011