illegitimate child

A child whose parents were not married to each other at the time of his or her birth.

You're an illegitimate child! At least my parents were married!

by CallMeDanni_xx July 31, 2016

Childersburg

A small town in central Alabama, where crystal meth is thought to have been invented. Smells like a stale fart on most days. Largest industry (legal): Gas stations (illegal): shitty marijuana Population: should get an education and move the fuck away

I traveled through Childersburg, they had a wonderful selection of gas stations, but the meth lab next door seemed like a dangerous idea. Plus, the place smelled like a fart.

by AUfan2010 August 5, 2010

child porn

I am disgusted

10.0.72.145
the FBI is on their way stay calm and dont move
your being arrested for possession and illegal watching of child porn

by Nice one Perma March 16, 2022

monoxide child

the greatest mc in the world with far more talent and originallity that feminem or 5 cents(50 cent)

its the m-o-n-o and i cant even spell the rest...it takes too long and i need a fucking cigeratte

by LotusKilla69 February 26, 2004

ginger child

Children of fair complexion, freckles, and red/auburn hair.

Danny Bonaduce, actor in "The Partridge Family" show, was a ginger child.

by J'adore France May 30, 2007

swallow children

Having someone swallow your giz when they are performing oral sex

"Susan gave me head last night and she swallowed my children"

by gobbles March 19, 2004

child support

another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined

Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!"

Friend 2: "well...there are always hitmen for hire..."

by intellectual black man March 6, 2008