The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
by Lastson March 1, 2010
Get the Church Tower mug.Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.
The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.
Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.
The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.
Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.
nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?
Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!
Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!
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When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
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