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Church Tower

The clock tower is where a male straddles a persons face and swings his testicles like a church bell across the victims face
If a person falls asleep on a couch with their head on the arm rest, a person can drop their pants and swing their balls across their face to wake them up, making it look like the bells ringing in a Church Tower
by Lastson March 1, 2010
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Churchburners

Unfiltered cigarettes, premades or rollies, God's gift to humanity was the tobacco plant conveniently available in the form of churchburners like Camel or Lucky Strikes. Natural American Spirit make some churchburners too, but they aren't as commonly smoked as their roll your own churchburners. They are generally 70 millimeters in length, about 2 3/4". Actually the exact same length as a 12 gauge target load shotshell believe it or not.

The reason they are called churchburners is because the more of them you burn, the sooner you'll end up at church, in a wooden box.

Despite this fact, churchburners and coffee are the best way to start your morning. Filters? But... you can't roll em' loose and smoke them hard with filters. Tastier that way too. And unfiltered cigarette smokers are some of the toughest, rugged, and coolest people out there.
nonsmoker: You smoke unfiltered cigarettes? Aren't you worried about getting cancer?

Smoker: I roll my own churchburners boy, they taste better. And if death comes for me, I'll cut off a piece of his ear and put one out in his eye!!!
by Anonamousmouse November 10, 2012
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church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.
"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.
by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016
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charcharbinx

A nickname common of supreme and majestic gray cats whose names are generally Charlie or Charcoal; and whose human parents have fondness for the movie Hocus Pocus and the Star Wars Saga.
Charcharbinx is the best cat ever!
by charcharbinx January 2, 2017
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Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.
Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne
by skizzad November 30, 2017
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Church cock

Dick so good it makes you believe there's a god.
I came three times last night. He had that church cock. I might start going to mass again
by Weeb Daddy September 19, 2018
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churchofchuuya

churchofchuuya is a tik tok page that was made for 2 random ass teens that are addicted to chuuya. they go by the names myee and ray/nyx, myee is the best creator from the 2.
churchofchuuya is the best tik tok account
by ahotmf July 22, 2021
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