Chronicological

When things are not only put in order of time, but are also perfectly rational.

I've given you a full chronicological list of what I did - what more do you want?

by db27 July 20, 2011

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

chronic liker

One who likes anything and everything on facebook, essentially going down the newsfeed and 'liking' every fucking thing. At a certain point, if you like everything, do you really like anything?

I know, Daryl's a serious chronic liker. He liked every photo I was ever tagged in yesterday. Plus he liked all of Jamie's statuses from the past year.

by turtal January 29, 2014

Chronic

Chronic (Noun): In Hawaii, chronic can also mean someone who is a meth or crack head. Less commonly, it is used to describe someone who smokes a lot of weed.

“How’s that chronic? Singing “Aloha Kakahiaka” in front of the 7-11...”

by Hairy.Eteh June 14, 2019

Chaotic Vibes

A dissolved friend group full of teens that was plagued with many issue that inevitably led to the demise of the friend group

Some kid: Hey Some other kid it's one of the kids from the chaotic vibes!
Some other kid: Wait where's the rest?
Chaotic Vibe teen: I'll tell you what happened, everyone hated each other and caused drama.

Chaotic Vibes: We will punt each other until we will cause utter chaos!
Also Chaotic Vibes: Let's go our separate ways and get pretzels for hell sake.

by Winds_1diocracy November 20, 2022

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

chronic masturbation

Weed Induced Masturbation.

Toke up, get horny. CHRONIC MASTURBATION INITIATED

by DonaldDuck9 February 12, 2010