calcium kid

A kid called Andrew Duff from scotland who drinks too much fucking milk.

Fuck its the calcium kid, hes gonna kick our asses with his super strong bones

by xXx February 16, 2005

Celiac's Disease

An autoimmune disorder that affects upwards of 17 people, with 98% cases occurring in or near affluent, well-to-do, upper-class suburban areas. Causes sufferers to experience symptoms such as:

•whining,

•annoying the people around you who work for a living,
•cramping,

•rash,

•saying "I can't have gluten" until people want to punch you for it
•Hallucinations of having an actual disease
•Shopping at Trader Joe's, unnecessarily
•shifting political views towards the left

Celiac's has never been documented in white-collar or homeless populations, and is mainly self-diagnosed, therefore, very little is known about it.

Tommy: "I bought some donuts!"
Kate: "Do they have gluten? Abby can't have them if they have gluten, she has Celiac's Disease."
Tommy: "The fuck she does."

by yalpdrow December 19, 2017

Dirty Cecilia

The act of reviving a thumb in the butt then squeezing so hard you dislocate your partners thumb

The unicorn gave cookie a dirty Cecilia

by Littlebig jeff March 8, 2019

cecily

A small penis with only one testicle. Can be a way of describing someone with a cecily. Also can be another way of saying dyke.

I was in the locker room, and I saw this guy with a cecily.

by abcdefghijklm January 18, 2008

Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017

celibacy

A fear of one's moving parts, popular among catholics, straight edge kids, and anyone else who can never get laid.

People who are not celibate go to hell, where they engage in wild orgies.

by intersam July 19, 2003

cecilia wong

With her outstanding and charming appearance, Cecilia is sure to catch your eye as she is walking down the street. She is stylish, elegant and kind and always shares with her good friend kelp. She is currently secretly enemies with scammer kumar and she has scammer her and her good friend kelp. We dearly hope that they both get their $3 back.

cecilia wong is so pretty

by Tom Holand May 16, 2021