caleb

a fucking idiot

“ that guy’s a caleb! “

“ what’s a caleb”

“ a fucking idiot “

caleb by cowwhore September 26, 2019

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

Calder by filopastry October 9, 2014

Calderic 

Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.

Calderic accounts on twitter are nearly as irrelevant as Eleanor herself.

Calderic by 12899 April 29, 2013

cable 

Old skool fat gold chain

He is flossing with them phat cables

cable by Eric B June 7, 2004

Monster cables

Useless, insanely overpriced, mediocre quality brand of AV cables. Audiophiles, with their usual tendency to suspend all reason and common sense, spend hundreds of dollars on them but cannot tell the difference between Monster Cables and coat hanger wire. Famous for selling gold-plated fiber-optic cables, which further demonstrate their customers' astounding lack of actual scientific knowledge.

Who on earth would pay $485 for a wooden volume knob? Oh yeah, the same idiots who pay $100 for a six foot HDMI link from Monster Cables.

Monster cables by Texas Dex June 13, 2008

you are called welcome 

1. First used by E. Little, it is a phrase that fully encapsulates one of the many unnerving situations that arise during "meet at greet" at Otter Creek C of C.

E. Little: "Are you new here?"
Jan Doe: "No we've gone here for years, but I'm not sure what you would call us."
E. Little: "Well, you are called welcome."

you are called welcome by Mr. E Ward May 26, 2008

Fugging (formerly called Fucking) 

A place in Upper Austria formerly called Fucking but now named Fugging on 1st January 2021.

Fugging (formerly called Fucking) is a place in Austria.

Fugging (formerly called Fucking) by Bryce Hall/Sway Boy Wannabe February 27, 2021