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A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.
I wish i was a calder, don't you?
by filopastry October 07, 2014

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Noun; During sex, the male ejaculates in the female (or male)'s eyes, causing them to temporarily lose their eyesight, or "have a blindfold."
Guy: Dude i totally gave this girl Lia a Tibetan Blindfold last night!
by filopastry October 07, 2014

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