2 definitions by filopastry

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 8, 2014

Noun; During sex, the male ejaculates in the female (or male)'s eyes, causing them to temporarily lose their eyesight, or "have a blindfold."

Guy: Dude i totally gave this girl Lia a Tibetan Blindfold last night!

by filopastry October 8, 2014