Computer Leg Dance 

n. When a person is multitasking excessively and their leg randomly shakes, twitches or moves uncontrollably. Typically occurs when there is very little time to complete said multi-tasks in. Can typically drive someone crazy, or increase inaccuracy of completing a task. Ususally occurs when the individual is working on multiple projects on a computer, hence the name "Computer Leg Dance".

When Kevin was trying to finish his Biology paper on time, his leg did the Computer Leg Dance as the clock inched towards the deadline.

Computer Leg Dance by greenalicious March 12, 2009

Computer Rape 

When old men put their penis in the usb port and it goes through to your ass.

Moe Computer Raped me last week

Computer Rape by Rape Bus May 28, 2016

Computer wife 

Another name for Karen, or Karen 2. Usually used as an insult. It is used for Karen on Spongebob Squarepants, the fucking best show on Nick

Out of my way, computer wife!

Computer wife by Allyson Holiday October 27, 2018

computer potato 

A computer potato is one who downloads media through file sharing networks such as bit-torrent and spends much of their time watching shows obtained. The type of media could range from movies to anime to japanese drama episodes.

Dude, that guy stays in his room and watches shows on his computer all day long. He's such a computer potato!

computer potato by francilloscope September 7, 2005

Computer around 

1: To mess around on the computer
2: To allow friend to sign onto social network sites/ play with google or other entertaining sites as to be a good host/ess.

Susan: "Here Hannah computer around, I need to clean my room"

Hannah: "I don't think there is such a thing as to "computer around"..."
Susan: "Well now there is."

Computer around by eyyyou October 25, 2010

Computer science 

A bullshit field of study which will cancel any plans you have made (or will make) in order to sit there and go over error messages over and over again. And when you finally do manage to get your code to compile, you're already half-dead from lack of sleep, your face is oily asf from all that caffeine and sweets that you've been eating because lack of sleep is giving you pregnancy cravings, and your back hurts like a mf from sitting on your ass all day and night. Getting your code to compile is only half the battle. You also have to make sure your assignments get past your instructor's plagiarism check which is stupid because none of the TA's actually go through and look at the code by hand; it's done with software. Don't major in CS folks. Do something that will reward you in life!

"I used to be a computer science major until I lost my gains, got acne after it was gone for years, and missed a lot of events that I coulda gone to, but didn't cuz I was reading over my code. And when I did go to those events, I still got points deducted even though I studied the material on my phone during the bus and rail rides. I'm in chemistry now. I couldn't be happier (and am also in the best shape of my life!)!"

"I quit CS. Best thing I've ever done."

Computer science by CandyRamen October 12, 2018

Computer Nazi 

someone who uses your computer, everyones computer, the computer at work, and he won't let anyone use it.

Morosko is a computer nazi who hogs the computer to look at porn.

Computer Nazi by romeo1166 May 21, 2005