Butthanger

The ultimate insult, most commonly targeted at an annoying sibling or tradesman that comes to your house to do his job. There is no comeback to this, you automatically lose.

J: A can you do my makeup for my New Years party.
R: no she will mess it up remember what happened last time?
A: R you are such a butthanger.
R: :o

by JobeOneKenobi December 31, 2022

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

chimichanga butthole

The excretion of fiery, explosive diarrhea after one has ingested massive amounts of Taco Bell.

Guy #1: Dude we shouldn't of had so much Taco Bell!

Guy #2: You're telling me, I still have a terrible case of the Chimichanga Butthole.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 19, 2014

belly butthole

A belly butthole is like a belly button only it goes deeper so that when you stick your finger in there and pull it back out it smells funny.

He has a navel so deep and smelly, it's more like a belly butthole than a belly button.

by mcdisease August 19, 2015

chunky butthole

The opening of the anus when it needs to excrete human feces.

Ah man, I've got a chunky butthole! Where's the restroom?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ July 23, 2017

rusty buttcheeks

1. RustyBUTT-cheeks is when you still got poop in between your cheeks.

2. My version of rusty butt cheeks would be butt cheeks that are unused for a long time, but at one time was used lots = RustyBUTT-cheeks

3. What you call anal sex without Lube dry anal sex= RustyBUTT-cheeks

I'm going to make those rusty buttcheeks work again.

When I was walking down the road I felt something itchy, later in the bathroom when I wiped, I had rusty buttcheeks.

Babe get out your Lube, you got rusty buttcheeks

by Scotty2Hotty23 August 29, 2017

Frosted Buttchug

When one butt chugs a blended Margarita

Man, i did a frosted buttchug the other night...it was a hot evening that night, it was quite refreshing, try it sometime, u won't regret it.

by I'm here to Buttchug August 23, 2018