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bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.
It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.
by zdidit December 31, 2010
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Bowling Team

A group or team of friends who habitually partake in smoking substance, particularly from a bowl or bong.
I made the varsity bowling team at my high school. Guess I'm a stoner
by SomeoneWhoIsntMeyayaya July 18, 2011
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bowling balled

When a male inserts 2 fingers in a womans vagina and his thumb into her anus or vice versa.
I bowling balled her last night

She wants me to bowling ball her.
by growler_groaper January 11, 2012
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Bowling in Tijuana

1. The act of dropping your drink upon opening a door to find a transvestite masturbating.
2. A medical condition whereupon one pisses their pants when jumping on a trampoline.
Bro, stay away from that door unless you're in the mood for a little Bowling in Tijuana.

I have to stay away from trampolines. I have a terrible case of Bowling in Tijuana.
by jnkdmfresh December 30, 2013
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Bowling balled

When your having sex with a girl doggystyle and your're about to climax you shove your thumb in her butthole, flip her so she does a rollypolly and you climax on her face
Last night I was fucking my girl and I bowling balled her, she absolutely loved it.
by mystery6969 December 28, 2014
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Bowling Ball

When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball
Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.
by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014
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bowling ball

having several fingers inside your partner.
Ian was feeling kinky so he used his girl as a bowling ball.
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