bowels of cereal

Severed bowels starched into the shape of a bowl and then filled with milk and cereal. They are usually served with a spoon and a napkin.

Person 1: "Dude, I can't find the bowels and I am so hungry!"
Person 2: "I haven't cut them out yet and they will still have to dry before we eat out of them!!"

by Timothy Tool July 12, 2004

Porridge Bowel

The act of shitting in a womens vagina, then fucking it. Afterwards the male then eats out his partner.

I thought that porridge bowel i gave natalie last night tasted delicious.

by Davronei October 29, 2007

Irritable bowel syndrome

irritable bowel syndrome is a type of person that makes weird sound effects when they are talking and refuses to kiss their boyfriend at the door.

Oh that irritable bowel syndrome she left my man hanging at the door and started squawking while she was telling me about a hike she went on.

by zeebeegeez November 16, 2018

bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

bowedout

so high! i forgot !

break out the hooka so we can get bowedout!

by bagels October 14, 2005

bowetas

Italian word for "stupid things" or "stupidity"

How bowetas of him to do that!!

Oooohhh, bowetas is a funny word!

by Your worst nightmare!! { DaniBukior } May 29, 2008

Bowed

To hit someone with a big belly.

He bowed me with his huge belly.

by checaro November 7, 2008