Mr. Bond

A consistantly stubborn floater that refuses to flush, referring to the fictional British secret agent.

We meet again, Mr. Bond.

by pac_man01223 October 10, 2008

blunder

1.) when you f something up for someone else

2.) when you f something up for yourself (traditional)

taylor swift getting blundered by kanye. ohhhhhh

by blunderberg December 28, 2009

Bounds

Refers to a new love interest, normally male, who becomes increasingly attractive the more information you find out about them

Emily: ' I've just found out Matty snowboards!'
Mima: 'OMG! He's a nice guy and he bounds!

by jemmyduck January 9, 2017

Flounder Bounder

When your girlfriend's, or a friend who's a girl, or a female who walks by you, smells like someone opened a can of tuna coming from the vaginal area. It normally means she is in desperate need for a douche. Or a shower. And use lots of soap. Because that stench is hard to get rid of.

Two guys walk past a girl in Wal-Mart
Guy 1: DUDE! Did you smell that?!
Guy 2: Yeah bro. That was definitely a Flounder Bounder.

Guy 1: Hopefully she's making her way to the douching isle.

by yourmotherisinmybedbro123 June 29, 2011

James Bond route

Taking an alternate route that has the potential to get you to your destination quicker than taking the standard route. There is also the potential that you will enounter some obstacles along the way, like numerous stop signs, stop lights, and difficult left turns due to non-stop cross-traffic.

Its common to drive recklessly while taking the James Bond route, much like 007 is forced to do when being chased through narrow streets in Rome, Paris, Madrid, etc.

Hwy 41 was so backed up, we decided to take the James Bond route and beat all those suckers sitting in traffic by a good 20 minutes.

He thought he was slick by taking the James Bond route, but ended up hitting fifteen stop signs in the subdivision and he got a ticket for doing 20 over in a 25. What an idiot.

by Oh Welles March 19, 2008

one hit blunder

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason

"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!

by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

Nannah Bond

The psychic bond between two non-blood related brothers.

Hannah: I was just thinking about that time you puked infront of the george girls.
Nikki: Me too.
Both: NANNAH BOND!

by NikWJ85 December 12, 2010