bortenheizenhower

A young male attracted to small boys

that guys a bortenheizenhower

by Casey November 1, 2006

Bartentard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

"This bartentard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!"

by 814DH May 28, 2009

Kieran Barter

A full on twatbag. One who likes to think they're cool but is secretly gay.

That bloke over there is such a Kieran Barter

by Do I give a fuck June 29, 2011

That's bolted up

Messed up, screwed up, jacked up, etc. Used to replace vulgar phrases. Most common sightings of the phrase would be in 4th period econ, or 7th period bib lit classes.

Kid - "Hey i just smoked some awesome meth"
Other kid - "Dude that's bolted up."

by Tim Riggle October 11, 2007

fruit booter

a fruitbooter is a little bitch that cant handle skateboarding so they take up the stupidest thing they can find....rollerblading

that guy is sure gay....especially cuz of the fruitboots

by skate1234 November 19, 2004

fruit booter

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport

skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!

by spangle October 9, 2006

Bolter

The story of 'Bolter the angry' was once told to children to encourage them to behave. It is believed the story is from Viking descent. Over the years there have been many variations to this fable, however most seem to mention a large 'giant' like person, with flames for hair, and shiny white bones for legs. It is believed that if Bolter the angry did not get his favourite breakfast, brought forth by flaxen haired maidens, he would eat a small child each minute until the breakfast was put before him.
Through the ages this myth has travelled. To this day some believe Bolter can be seen walking the length of Kentish Town, looking for his next child meal. Some say he has been seen drinking copious amounts of Rum. No flaxen haired maidens have ever been sighted.

Bolter: I said no bubble, extra sausage! Someone go and fetch me that toddler

by badger1 October 26, 2005