crotch boxing

used to describe sexual intercourse can also sometimes be used as a syntonym for fisting

yo john i spent the entire night crotch boxing with ur mom last nights

by kenny the kid February 10, 2008

Scrotum boxing

When a girl is giving you a hand job and she is constantly punching your balls

Aden: "dude did you get with holly yesterday"
Marcus: "kind of but we went scrotum boxing man and it hurt"
Aden: "lol"

by RWizzleTypeShizzle August 4, 2008

Chicago Boxing

Chicago Boxing is an act where one person restrains another person from behind by holding the arms of the aforementioned person while a third person punches or slaps the restrained person. Specifically, where the restrained person is a female and her breasts are slapped or lightly boxed.

Stacy thought it was funny when she hit Todd in the balls, but when Todd and Steve started Chicago Boxing her she quit laughing really quickly.

by SuperFrostedButts June 10, 2011

school is so boring

this is because school is gay and so fucking useless
id rather watch boku no pico for 24 hours straight tbh

Teacher: Ok class time to do algebra
Noah: "School is so boring"
*continues to fuck the teacher and make her pregnant ez*

by noahxdlol March 9, 2021

Maybe I Was Boring

Album for gay teens

Me: I listen to the “Maybe I was boring” songs

Friend: Your a fa-

by Imyourmeowmeow July 22, 2021

Boxing Day

Originating in the United Kingdom and spreading through the commonwealth countries, Boxing Day is a holiday that extends all the way from the Medieval period when the Lord's serfs were still barred from partaking in the royal Christmas festivities. While Christmas Day is usually spent with family members and often is a very spiritually centered and wholesome time, Boxing Day is the more secularly celebratory day of the Holiday season wherein celebrators gather with their close friends (and perhaps some lingering family members) and get hammered in the spirit of Christmas. So hammered that several drunken boxing fights are known to break out between friends and family members, people whom wouldn't usually be partaking in drunken boxing let alone the act of getting wasted together.

"Man, it's Boxing Day! Let's go out and get schlammered in the spirit of Christmas!"

"Dude... I just celebrated Boxing Day yesterday, I never thought I would get wasted in front of my Grandma..."

by James Jamesson December 25, 2009

Bopping for Apples

The act of girls giving oral sex to a group of males. The first one to orgasm and the girl who caused it both get an apple as a prize.

Dude, they came over last night and went bopping for apples. Jenny and Adam won.

Yo, pick up some green apples. We're gonna bop for them later.

by 2hot4caphtfarm September 21, 2009