Bollock chops

When you swallow a pair of bollocks and they get stuck down either side of your cheeks
So I was seeing this guy and now I have bollock chops
by Bc_mum September 14, 2022
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Bollock Popper

A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
by BigBadOtto January 08, 2012
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Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.
by urban_finder January 29, 2019
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bollock yoghurt

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..
by asbo the guru March 31, 2018
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An amazing 24 hour period where anyone is allowed to grab anyones knob and bollocks (Dick). Take advantage of this day for it only comes once a year on april 16
by Bigboyseb April 12, 2018
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Clammy Bollock

When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
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upstairs bollocks

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
by screechie June 29, 2010
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