bloner

a boner only a blonde can give

that blonde broad always gives me a bloner.

by taylortay January 24, 2010

Blokes and Dames and BONES

Blokes and Dames and Bones (Noun, Verb and Adjective)

Meaning: A universal meaning, usually used in an extreme drunken state. Can be used entering any establishment with one or more pirates. Usually used by American girls to express their delight at the pirate orientated public house. Also can mean literally - Blokes (male variety) and Dames (female variety) and Bones (Boney variety) although rarely used.

Pronunciation: Performed in a Pirate/British accent.
Blok-s and Dames and BOOONNNNEEEESSSSS! (Increased accent on the Bones.)

Example of Blokes and Dames and BONES: J in British accent 'This Place is full of Pirate Blokes'. C 'This is full of Blokes and Dames'. J in full Accent 'Blokes and Dames and BOOONNNEEESSSS'.

by Chris Chapman January 12, 2006

Blop

(See Blumpkin) Basically receiving a blow job whilst deficating on the toilet.

The transvestite I offered a ride home to gave me a Blop in exchange for my services.

by Joe Swaboda December 20, 2005

blop

Big Large Oversized Penis

my blop's in the way today

by Phrozen October 4, 2008

Bad Bloke Moke

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.

Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"

by James November 14, 2003

blop

A word I made up a few moments ago, then discovered it means a blow poop job. LIES

Special Agent Sunshine says:
have you heard any additional information other then he was trying to book a table at 1
I'd take pleasure in gutting you boy says:
blop

by daniel January 29, 2005

bloken

Something that has been broken because a bloke (Man) has tried to fix it.

The radio is bloken.

Dont touch the TV its fine... if you start to touch the telvision it will end up bloken, remember what happened next time.

I thought i knew what i was doing... turned out i didnt and the car is now bloken.

by Sessions! January 18, 2006