Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom, but when he finally went in for a smooch, he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship, leading him down a dark road, paid with the self loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she couldn't take it anymore, he lacked the ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.
by MythicalDefiner April 20, 2018
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Some who wear fake bling
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Get the Blingtastic mug.A sparkling adornment that is designed to resemble a diamond or crystal, but is made from glass or another low cost material. A fugazzi gem stone. A cheap imitation of a legit jewel.
by Lumimatty June 3, 2019
Get the Blingstone mug.The word blingger (bu~lu~nu~gu~er) is a racial slur against white people
In the English language, the word blingger is an ethnic slur used most often against white people, especially Absolute Road Men. The word originated as an adaptation of the Spanish word blanco
In the English language, the word blingger is an ethnic slur used most often against white people, especially Absolute Road Men. The word originated as an adaptation of the Spanish word blanco
Whats up my blingger
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