automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

by Trent Schoneweis February 22, 2008

boobie blind

1 - when you don't notice anything about the girl except her big breasts.

2 - when a guy a staring at a female too long.

"hey, check out the girl over there."

"dude, she's fat. you're just boobie blind."

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(when a guy is staring at a girl and not paying to the conversation.)

friend - "hello??? quit being boobie blind."

by azlurker July 27, 2009

Chimo Blinds

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.

"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."

by Salleone August 4, 2009

Blonde Blinders

The effect a blond girl's hair has on your overall increasing opinion of her bangability. Not present in all males.

"Billy's all over that chick, his blonde blinders are on like always, that chick is fuuugly.

by Mattimus Van January 22, 2010

Color Blindness

Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability or decreased ability to see color, or perceive color differences, under lighting conditions when color vision is not normally impaired. "Color blind" is a misleading term; there is no actual blindness but there is a fault in the development of either or both sets of retinal cones that perceive color in light and transmit that information to the optic nerve.

Jack failed the Ishihara test because he has Color Blindness.

by Mr. Hasnoface December 9, 2011

blind skater's elbow

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

Blind Wardrobe

when getting a blowjob a guy punches a girl in the face and jizzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.

i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.

by paul February 16, 2003