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Bless your heart

Aren’t you an idiot
He looked at her after she looked at the tv and said how do I work this he said bless your heart
by Drpimplepopper August 14, 2019
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Bless your heart

As a southerner that has been in war torn countries and seen children suffering, "Bless your heart" has it's true meaning. "Bless your heart" is a is a statement of empathy. Most Southerners shed a tear when they speak those words. True, at times they are offered for fools, such as those who can't understand the true meaning of the words. More's the pity! Bless your heart!
I came upon a child that was scared and burned. I cried, saying, "Bless your heart" as I pulled out my MEDKIT and prayed that I could ease her suffering!
by SouthernVet September 14, 2018
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Shower of Blessings

A Shower of Blessings is when a group of cadets have a circle-jerk with another naked cadet on his knees and they all have cumgasms on his face and in his mouth giving him gay bukkake, and then they take turns fucking him in his boy-hole.
I was in the cadet showers, and Matt and some other cadets gave me a Shower of Blessings!
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
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Bless

Bless: V. To smoke cannabis. To have a smoking session (sesh).

The full version of the tem is "Bless Jah", Jah being common Jamaican for "God". This makes perfect sense seeing as the god of the rasta movement might best be defined as cannabis smoking.

To "Bless", as of posting, isn't very widely known, and as such it has several advantages to just saying "Let's toke".

1) It can be said in front of authorities or people opposed to cannabis smoking without them understanding the meaning.

2) It implies the spiritual aspect of cannabis smoking, which is a great way to think of smoking.

3) It separates the speaker from lesser smokers who use such conventional terms as "smoke"
Yo what's good playa. I just picked up a quarter-O of tangerine kush, tryin to go Bless?

Fuck yah, let's Bless Jah.
by CHS 2010 October 9, 2010
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besse

A large, slow, cow-like individual, particularly a woman.
"Hey! Besse! The line's moving!"
by Mogensthegreat May 29, 2016
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blessing

when a girl is freaky and sends booty pictures or nudes with out you asking.
friend 1: omg he isn’t answering my snap
friend 2: bless him he’ll answer to that
friend 1: you’re right imma be blessing him all night
guy *is blessed*
by yeahdaddy September 28, 2018
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bessos

girl:i g2g now bye bye xxx

boy:awww ok bye bye bessos xxx
by Sazzii January 1, 2008
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