Beat it and tweet it

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

by jwtf September 21, 2010

meat beat

Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter

Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating

by Pussy slayer 690690 May 18, 2017

Beat holder

When a techno/trance song holds a beat for like 5 minutes then starts adding stuff to it slowly but surely.

#1:Come on man, when the music gonna start.
#2: just give it a few minutes its get better.
#1: *five minutes later* All I hear is Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom. this is such a beat holder.

by Mr. Caboose August 13, 2008

Type Beat

When someone who produces music but not famously makes a beat tagging a very famous celebrity in it, with hopes that they will hear the beat and use it one day.

Joe: I made this beat inspired by Drake's sound, hope he uses it.

Tom: Yeah that sounds like something he would make.

-That's a Type Beat

by Mz.KnowItAll May 1, 2012

beat the case

To basically get away with a crime

"Did Tay-k beat the case"
"Idk man he on some coon shit"

by Niggyher September 12, 2017

beaver beating

As a male to pound the vagina like a jackhammer.

If that girl keeps lookin at me like that i'm gonna go beaver beating.

by Adam February 12, 2005

epic beating

a royal beating obtained for any transgression or misbehavior, usually from foreign parents and especially indian subcontinent parents (like how "whoop yo ass" most often refers to an african-american style beat down). A most vicious form of child abuse though it usually always passes the radar of child protection services. This is because by the time child protection services would reach you, you would receive the most "epic beating the world has ever witnessed".

Let me see your report card, beta....WHAT, you got a B+!!! That is unacceptable.....*slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

So beta, i saw you holding hands with that girl. *grabs son by the ear*. You know you cannot talk to girls, you have to wait till your arranged marriage!!! *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap* <<<epic beating

by mak2675 August 23, 2007