Batter Bat

Hardened penis. An Erection.

Jesse's batter bat was so hard and dense, I thought he was going to pass out from lack of blood flow.

by Meanie March 5, 2004

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Batter

A mixture of a good natter with some great banter too.

Can’t wait to meet up and have a good old batter.

by Mischief Kirwan March 2, 2021

Nugget Batter

The batter on meat nuggets

The nugget batter is extra tasty today, try my meat nugget.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021

Battering

Northern English people beating you up

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you

by Tilldog May 8, 2021

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025