barney 

A purple mutant dinosaur that tries to make kids dance and sing.

Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me!
Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT!!! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die!

barney by My name is tilatequilafan January 6, 2008

Barney Rubble 

Fred Flintstone's neighbor and best friend.

The cockney said, "Gee that Barney Rubble got into a barney rubble last night."

Barney Rubble by croz March 7, 2005

barney 

(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed

my nigga u got any barney

barney by T March 20, 2005

Barney Dick 

The purple jerky-like substance that remains after boiling Robitussin. It can be ingested to obtain a small buzz followed by about an hour of vicious vomiting. Resembles Barney the Dinosaur's Dick.

Yo, you got any of that Barney Dick? I need that in my mouth!

Barney Dick by D.Havok April 15, 2009

barney 

Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else.

I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney".

barney by Snuffkin March 27, 2005

Barney dick 

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.

"Mix me another Barney dick!"

Barney dick by Dave Losso January 26, 2009

Barney 

A character who is idolized by 4 year olds.Also molests kids after his show

Kid:"Mom,I just got molested by Barney!"
Mom:"Thats great honey!"

Barney by Quenetteo October 4, 2005