god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

by Croz March 06, 2005

Quirkafleeg

Obscure worship of dead furry animals

We must perform a quirkafleeg

by Croz March 20, 2003

tit in a wringer

In a bad way, in a bad situation.

He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 06, 2005

tit in a wringer

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 05, 2005

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 05, 2005

Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

by Croz March 20, 2003

homonecrobestiality

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

by Croz March 06, 2005