Definitions by croz

Barney Rubble 

Fred Flintstone's neighbor and best friend.

The cockney said, "Gee that Barney Rubble got into a barney rubble last night."

Barney Rubble by croz March 7, 2005

Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

See "tit in a wringer" listing

His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.

Tit caught in the ringer by croz March 6, 2005

homonecrobestiality 

Having sex with a dead animal of the same sex as you.

Caught in the act of having anal sex with a dead male dog, Mr. H. was charged with the crime of homonecrobestiality.

homonecrobestiality by Croz March 5, 2005

tit in a wringer 

In a bad way, in a bad situation.

He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.

tit in a wringer by Croz March 5, 2005

god 

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

god by Croz March 5, 2005

tit in a wringer 

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

tit in a wringer by Croz March 4, 2005

jiminy cricket 

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

jiminy cricket by Croz March 4, 2005