Derived from the slang word "khia" (a person nobody knows or cares of), "Khia asylum" describes a person's period of very low popularity due to lack of activity, media attention, career success, or simply being outdated. This term is mostly used on Stan Twitter to refer to popular singers or celebrities.
"nonsense was sabrina's one-way ticket out of the khia asylum"
"the low streams??? oh she's locked in the khia asylum"
"the low streams??? oh she's locked in the khia asylum"
by repufolklore November 22, 2024
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Living at my parents' house might be free, but some days it feels like I'm stuck in a mental asylum with all the chaos and judgment.
by Emotional Cruiser March 1, 2026
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by Munch2122 March 24, 2025
Get the The Asylum mug.A "fictional" 1800s lunatic asylum located in Washington state. This asylum is run by its creator Dima Everly, a random man around 34. There is a limited staff and a very intresting cast of patients, including the director's (Dima) favorite, patient 001.
Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.
Northwood Asylum has a long and complex history with extensive detail, however one of its main attributes is being 5 hours away from any functioning civilization. But it id for certain you will never forget your stay! Especially after trying the mystery soup.
Patient 004: "I really want some mistery soup from Northwood asylum"
The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."
Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"
The voices: "you're in Northwood Asylum."
Patient 004: "oh yay! Soup!"
by Moth57 January 8, 2026
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Get the siti nurul asyiqin mug.DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
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A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
A tax-bracket Olympian who earns six figures before breakfast but somehow qualifies for every grant, rebate, and relief scheme under the sun. Typically found complaining about “lazy people on benefits” while submitting their fifth R&D tax claim for an app that doesn’t work.
Master of the limited company shuffle, they employ themselves, invoice themselves, and occasionally furlough themselves — all while driving a Tesla bought through the business. They view the welfare state not as a safety net, but as a rewards program for the financially literate.
“Have you seen your sisters LinkedIn? Bragging about scaling her company and ‘creating opportunities’ — she’s the biggest business class asylum seeker I know. Claimed three COVID grants while leasing a Q5.”
by Hellohew July 18, 2025
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