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alto

The low women's part in a choir, they have low voices because of all the head they give to the tenors and basses. Can occasionally be found singing a part below the tenors.
those altos are so slutty, they are constantly under tenors, even singing
by mikeybaby June 30, 2005
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alto saxophone

The smallest instrument of the Saxophone family,
Inferior to the giant wood of the Tenor Saxophone.
"Hey Jonah, did you see Angelina's alto saxophone?"
"Hell yeah, I'd like to pound her with my Tenor sax."
by Anakin Brynn March 13, 2014
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Altoid

The Altoid is a creature standing at two feet tall and can ownly be beaten by another Altoid in a fight. It is a natutally frustrated creature can be found talking in third person and spending time with it's natural friend the British Chippy.
OHHP! Altoid Pissed! OHHP! Altoid, hurt.
by British Chippy May 2, 2009
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Altoid

One of The Fist's youngest members. Though not there every reset, she tries. I think.
Altoid: newest member of DD.
by Boochies August 27, 2003
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Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008
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alto

1) the section of a choir containing all the females with incompetent vocal chords who can not hold a melody

2) the part that usually holds one note while the soprano part dazzles ad shines
Those altos are singing the soprano part again
by Free Raincoats For All June 1, 2005
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Alto

by gay-face October 28, 2009
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