anal invasion

when your ass is invaded by an unknown and/or unwanted visitor. much to your displeasure.

ahhhhh man. i was just analy invaded by jonny the rapist.

anal invasion by tomass April 30, 2004

anal strategist 

One who expertly plans the tactical assault of an anus.

He's a bit camp. I bet he's an anal strategist.

anal strategist by FakePlasticPete February 5, 2008

Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

Anal Gps by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

Anal breathing

the act of opening up ones sphincter and pushing and pulling air in and out of your anus.

It is good to practice anal breathing so you dont suffer from massive hemorrhoids

Anal breathing by chuck/norris December 9, 2012

Anal Hockey 

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".

Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.

Anal Hockey by BusterBill May 6, 2014

anal era 

An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.

You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?

anal era by Stardust Pixie February 17, 2015

Anal Cone 

To insert shaved ice and urine inside the anal cavity or booty, thus resulting in a snow cone type dessert inside the hole or booty for one to lick and/or eat.

Dude, she let me have the BEST Anal Cone last night, holy shit!

Anal Cone by Darnell Nugget July 9, 2015