After Pubes

The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave.

"Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"

"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore."

"Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying."

by ronald.p.reudolf December 3, 2010

ASG (After sex glow)

The warm fuzzy feeling one gets post pucking

ASG (After sex glow) - Josep! Thank you for the amazing pucking today. It has left me with a great ASG. Can we cuddle in the wet fatch now?

by Scunnert Pict November 14, 2019

morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

acterisk

Asterisk used to denote an action, most often in online chats.

coolgenius08: good job
coolgenius08: *hands you a cookie*
dumbgeek1221: don't stars around words mean bold?
coolgenius08: nope
coolgenius08: not when it's an acterisk
coolgenius08: *wink*

by Zogflipper January 3, 2008

after burn

Thinking of a good come back in an argument well after the argument has ended.

Bro 1: Damn dude that was a crazy argument!
Bro 2: Yea man and I just barely thought of a good comeback I could have used...
Bro 1: Wow man, what an after burn.

by chrisboy22 July 10, 2012

ADS (After Dinner Shit)

The after dinner shit or more commonly known as the ADS is a release of shit, after a long and filling dinner. Most commonly taken after Indian, Mexican or Pasta. The time frame for the ADS can vary dramatically, due to the particular size and density of the dish consumed.

Frank, Stefan, Luis, Andrew and darcy had finished eating curry. No wonder he took that epic After Dinner Shit ADS (After Dinner Shit) straight after. My toilet won't ever be the same...

by Luis, Frank, Stefan ,Andrew, January 26, 2009

after hours

The name of a place you can go to drink and find other substances after all other bars close. Generally a very sketchy type of place where everyone there looks like they had a bad relationship with their parents. Found in back alleys behind steel doors guarded by degenerates. Not a type of place for normal people unless you want to scum it up for the night.

Hey buddy, wanna hit up an after hours when we leave here?

by Filthy Ferguson November 22, 2006