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I’m going to be a failure

I’m never going to get anything. I might as well think about ending this life. I have no job skills. I’m way out of luck
by confused cajun man January 23, 2021
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A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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A sentence mixed with AAVE + Stan Twitter words that make absolutely no sense at all for normal English speakers. Only the most devoted of the Unemployment religion can decipher the gaggery of this sentence.

Originally said by a random Twitter user, it gained more recognition when Ethel Cain read the same sentence posted by someone else on her livestream.
"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing 'fore he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right" is the full title of Finna Apple's second studio album.
by repufolklore February 28, 2025
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what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.
"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here
by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021
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looking like a mf snack

Basically giving someone or something a compliment. Saying that they look so good you could eat them.
Damnnn bae who you looking like a mf snack for?
by Amirah N April 16, 2017
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Cap a mf

(Verb): Meaning to kill a person, specifically (but not always) to kill a mother fucker with a gun.
Antwon: Yo Confandre’s bitch ass snitched on you!
DeShawn: Look like I’m a cap a mf.
by thevalleyboy July 11, 2019
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