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Another Man's Fecal Matter

Like when someone uses a pulic bathroom and there are poop streaks and they are afraid of getting blamed for A.M.F.M.
I went in to the office bathroom and the guy before had left duty-streaks in the bowl. All I did was urinate, but as I left a cutie was heading to use the restroom and I knew she was going to blame me for A.M.F.M.
A.M.F.M by Crunchyness May 28, 2007
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True. Johnny Thunders Rocks and L.A.M.F. is one of his great records. However, L.A.M.F. is not punk graffiti but gang graffiti. In New York City (johnny's home) the gang members would stray into other gangs territories where they would tag D.T.K. meaning "Down to Kill", a challenge to the gang who's turf it was. L.A.M.F. or "Like a Mutherfucker" would be added to accentuate or validate the existing tag.
Walter Lure D.T.K. L.A.M.F.
L.A.M.F by Barnyard Billy August 29, 2006
I want to buy a car that is a B A M F
B A M F by Bamf424 April 19, 2007

B.A.M.F. 

person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE
B.A.M.F. by supah G December 19, 2006

L.A.M.F. 

New York City gang graffiti (like a mother fucker) affirming the previous statement.
the pigs suck, L.A.M.F. Cira 1966
L.A.M.F. by emc11235 September 7, 2006

B.A.M.F. 

*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
*
"Neville's the man!"
*
"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
*
"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
*
"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
*
Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
*
"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
*
With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
*
Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
*
B.A.M.F. by Яï¢HâЯð October 8, 2008

B.A.M.F. 

B.A.M.F. by thracek September 22, 2008
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