Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.

Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.

by Valric. October 13, 2010

Noodle Bowl

At a concert, this would be the hippie equivalent of a moshpit.

Did you see the 'noodle bowl' at last nights Phish concert? Zero fucks we're given, there was spinning, twirling, jamming, foot-stomping, and a whole lot of noodling going on.

by wecanhavehightimes July 18, 2018

albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017

Noodle doodle

1:A penis that is above average length but below average thickness.

2:A Penis that will not get hard from real girls due to over stimulation from porn.

Jake-Bro my dick is like 8 inches u jelly

Nath- dude length dosent mean anything if you don't have thickness, that's just a noddle doodle

The boys- Jake has a noodle doodle *chants*

by Nicko the dicko April 16, 2014

Thick Noodle

An asian person who is thick

Person1:that asian girl is thick asf!
Person2:ya, she's a thick noodle

by LasianMac May 20, 2018