He's the third guy at a gang bang that has no place to enter, has to jerk it to stay "in the game" while two dudes are plowing some chick, then gets hit by friendly fire, never gets "in the game", and mopes his way home with blue balls...
Cory was excited to be invited to the gang bang, but as things progressed he just ended up the Jizz-Moper.
by The Real Boomstick January 12, 2010
Get the Jizz-Mopermug. by Jewjewish January 29, 2010
Get the Jizz Tissuemug. a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.
by Kuroi February 18, 2009
Get the Jizz Cookiemug. by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007
Get the jizz pitmug. The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011
Get the Jizz Burgermug. Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper
by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006
Get the Jizz Artistmug. by Jiggsbe April 19, 2009
Get the Jizz Bulletmug.