Code reflecting monkey programmers having hacked together systems without having identified and named key concepts in the domain.
Wtf, the idiot who implemented this thinks flipping flags represents something meaningful, this is straight up donkey code
by Bjartwolf January 23, 2017
When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
by Smallman Wumbie June 01, 2017
A bitchy-ass flight attendant.
First Office: "Hey Captain, what do you want to do tonight on the layover?"
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
Captain: "I'm feeling too lazy to masturbate. Let's go hook up with some cart donkeys."
by Hardlow May 13, 2018
When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.
by Potatolobster January 31, 2014
Donkey pox is a rare disease that one contracts thorough anal to anal breathing IE- Sharing farts within rectums.
by Donkey pox August 07, 2022
One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.
Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun
Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.
by honeysuckle murder March 28, 2006