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She laughed tall-ly.
by compound-fracture April 13, 2025
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Tall people named Tyler

Typically people named Tyler and/or Tyler Owens and stand over 6 ft are usually the ugliest people on earth.
You should stay away from tall people named Tyler because they are crude inside and out.

You know that Tyler Owens fella?”
“Yeah the tall ugly one?”
“Mhm.. you know his kind are the ugliest ones..”
by henryloomis July 16, 2025
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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Rogans Tall

A unit of measure to explain the height of men.

Men above 8 Rogans Tall often use this UOM without shame, men under 8 Rogans Tall are offended by this term as it means they have to get their fancy pants hemmed by their mom or grandmother.
Guy 1: “1 Rogan is the size of a limp china-man’s penis”
Guy 2: “So that means Shapiru is only 2 Rogans Tall”

Guy 1: “Exactly....”
by Nothanksnicegirl August 12, 2019
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National Tall Girl Appreciation Day

National Tall Girl Appreciation Day is on November 3rd. Since there's a short girl appreciation day and not a tall girl one, I made one myself. You're welcome.
Girl 1: What day is it today?
Girl 2: It's November 3rd.

Girl 2: Oh cool! It's National Tall Girl Appreciation Day!
by ppjuice.cake December 22, 2019
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a tall glass of water

Something someone refers to as a woman who is tall and they find sexy.
Damn! That woman is a tall glass of water!”
by Pandamaggie December 15, 2017
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Stand tall

to defend oneself or close allies even in the face of adversity.
One of my boy's was gettin jumped so I had to stand tall.

That was some real shit he stood tall by himself against 5 goons!

Some of the youngin's been sayin' your pup stood tall with a snitchin' boy.
~ Marlo Stanfied (The Wire)

Yo you wouldn't have stood tall?
~Michael Lee (The Wire)
by FrostyIcy October 16, 2008
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