Walking in on yourself

A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"

by WatcherMark January 14, 2019

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dicking yourself

when you're screwing up and should really stop talking but you don't and you end up digging a grave for yourself

"Karen, stop saying that, you're making it worse -- stop dicking yourself"

by emmmizzlee December 30, 2021

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Friendzone Yourself

Basically just another way of saying masturbate

You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself

by Bbcnews December 6, 2021

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Pointing at yourself

If you catch people pointing at themselves it means that their Aaron’s best freind

Tom holland was seen doing the thing (pointing at yourself) because he is Aaron’s best freind

by AaronTheEpic May 14, 2022

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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

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Nintendo Yourself

Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.

You could just Nintendo Yourself to make it through. Tis' only logical.

by Motley Tool December 5, 2022

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