When you call someone and they tell you that you've called the wrong place but you don't believe them so you call back again to the same place, but they once again tell you that you have the wrong number... so you just say "Deny Yourself" and hang up.
by Natman69 November 14, 2017
Get the deny yourselfmug. A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).
It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.
by juliaushka March 19, 2017
Get the do-it-yourselfermug. Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
Get the Invest in yourselfmug. A term used to describe when a person suddenly realises what a mistake probably making by asking "What are you doing?" to themselves as if they'd just walked in to witness themselves acting this way.
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What're you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the fuck are you doing?"
by WatcherMark January 14, 2019
Get the Walking in on yourselfmug. A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.
Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...
by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018
Get the Collect Yourselfmug. Abbreviated as 'xys', xill yourself is used to remind a Xander that youre spreading positivity and joy !
by xylophonee July 18, 2023
Get the xill yourselfmug. An expression used to tell someone to keep their inappropriate, logically reasoned thoughts to themselves.
Mr. Smith: "Honey my poop is green today. I think the reason is because I ate a bowl of peas with last night's dinner."
Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."
or
Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."
Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."
Mrs. Smith: "Ew, reason that to yourself dear."
or
Ms. Princess: "I think the reason why Tommy couldn't get a boner last night is because I'm so incredibly good looking that it made him nervous."
Friend: "Psh, reason that to yourself (bitch)."
by DeWyzzle May 20, 2010
Get the Reason That To Yourselfmug.