Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
by hodolee January 31, 2009
Get the Wonker mug.Parading their views online and in real life for wokeness points. They also become the most aggressive of online allies, claiming defense on behalf of others. The worst trolls. When meeting people in real life, will triage and add you to their card until they completed their line, can yell bingo and wave it around to show their goodness score. More points offered the more labels and categories you fit into. You are a jewel to showcase their moral goodness to the world. But do not back it up with action.
When in reality, like the glitterati, they are here to increase their perception of fabulousness among their peers. When it's as shallow as a 2 mm puddle.
When in reality, like the glitterati, they are here to increase their perception of fabulousness among their peers. When it's as shallow as a 2 mm puddle.
OMG the wokerati came out in force once they discovered I had autism, didn't give two shits before. Still ain't listening. Now they just talk over me.
Did you see what just happened? The wokerati nailed that 90 year old to the wall even though he was in favour of supporting Indigenous claims to the UN. All because he said Indian instead of indigenous, ffs.
Did you see what just happened? The wokerati nailed that 90 year old to the wall even though he was in favour of supporting Indigenous claims to the UN. All because he said Indian instead of indigenous, ffs.
by Sassandpopcorn September 20, 2022
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When trying to accomplish a task in a bureaucratic environment (the DMV for example), the typically lazy civil servants will refer you to an office, who's occupants will refer you back to the same office, until you proceed to either lay on the floor in fetal position, or pull out a .357 and try to kill as many people you can so the dogs stop barking.
A typical workaround:
You: Excuse me, is this the transcript office?
Officious Prick: Yes it is.
You: I need this error on my transcript repaired.
Officious Prick: Oh, I see, that needs to be fixed by the transcript error department, it's 3 blocks down and across the highway.
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...30 minutes later
You: Hi, was referred here by the transcript department, I need this error fixed.
Visibly Bored Mixed Ethnicity Clerk: Oh, we only fix errors within the system, not outside. You need to see the transcript department. bureaucracy
You: Did you just hear a dog bark?
You: Excuse me, is this the transcript office?
Officious Prick: Yes it is.
You: I need this error on my transcript repaired.
Officious Prick: Oh, I see, that needs to be fixed by the transcript error department, it's 3 blocks down and across the highway.
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...30 minutes later
You: Hi, was referred here by the transcript department, I need this error fixed.
Visibly Bored Mixed Ethnicity Clerk: Oh, we only fix errors within the system, not outside. You need to see the transcript department. bureaucracy
You: Did you just hear a dog bark?
by Abortionator200 August 11, 2008
Get the Workaround mug.The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS
by stevie September 19, 2003
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by MosesOfCrawley July 26, 2018
Get the worser mug.For a guy to start grinding with a girl, and unable to handle her grinding, dipping, twerking, yiking on you.
Guy 1: Yo dude! Did you see Jake at the dance?
Guy 2: What happened bro?
Guy 1: He was getting worked by Laquanda!
Guy 2: What happened bro?
Guy 1: He was getting worked by Laquanda!
by TrackBoi2013 August 25, 2013
Get the Getting Worked mug.The tube in which sperm comes out of during ejaculation is the "Mine", while the workers are the sperm that come out. Workers in the Mines can be used as an innuendo for vasectomy or vasectomy reversal.
Vasectomy ex:
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."
Vasectomy Reversal ex:
"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
"I went to the doctor to get the workers trapped in the mines."
Vasectomy Reversal ex:
"I just felt bad for all those workers in the mines that need to get free"
by Nihcka July 11, 2018
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