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Willy Lonka

A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019
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The Willie Bobo

I was in a dark corner of the strip club and when no one was looking the stripper started sucking the The Willie Bobo.
by Road hustler September 6, 2022
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Willy tickler

A female who likes to "string someone on" meaning she acts as though she would fuck the male, blow the male or even date the male when really she is not interested. See also 'cock tease'.
example 1:
Female: i would love to go see a movie with you babe
Male: are you tickling my willy?

example 2:
Male1: Dude Aimee said she'd meet me and come back to mine
Male2:Come on man you know what she's like! Such a willy tickler.
by BennKay October 12, 2009
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Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.
Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.
by Sticka June 9, 2009
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Lily willy

The most amazing person in the world, she makes everything better :)
Person: Hi Lily willy, you’re the best.
by jaffarrrrrrrrr May 20, 2018
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Willy Pillow

The word has many meanings.

The main use is a synonym for sleep deprived, as if you got only six hours of sleep.

It can also be a word to describe just how awesome something is, or just how sad/annoying something was, it all depends on how you interpret it.
“Yo jude i hardly slept last night i just feel willy pillowed” (tired)

“that party was so willy pillowed man” (lit)

“bro my gran just died i feel willy pillowed” (sad)
by urbandictionary638362 April 4, 2022
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Willy Wonky

wonky is another word for horny. willy winky is different doe. willy wonky is more than horny. it’s madd horny, hella horny. it’s already used in shows. minus well make it a real word.
boy 1• “are you wonky?”

boy 2• “WILLY WONKY!” 😫
by Emma_ty😚 April 18, 2020
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