Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.
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by Fire Queen September 30, 2010
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instant weather report

An instant weather report is a THO
If you hold ice cubes to her nipples you get an instant weather report.
by erotica69 September 16, 2005
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foul-weather friend

A foul-weather friend is the opposite of a fair-weather friend. A fair-weather friend is your friend when your life is fine, and times are good but they abandon you when you have a problem, lose your job, etc.

A foul-weather friend is someone who likes to be around you when you are unemployed, depressed and in the dumps. He/she feels sorry for you, and gets some pleasure out of feeling superior, handing out advice, berating you for having a bad attitude. As soon as you get out of the slump, get a job, get in shape, get a decent place to live, etc., the fair weather friend is jealous, and stops speaking to you.

Now that you are not a total loser, the foul-weather friend can't stand you.
As soon as I got a new job and a decent place to live, my foul-weather friend stopped speaking to me.
by Tabitha Elkins April 10, 2008
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Weather induced amnesia

When people who live in the Midwest forget how to drive when it snows.
There is a 20 car pile up on 55 thanks to weather induced amnesia.
by Tankt73 December 11, 2019
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Act up weather

When it starts to get warm or nice outside after a long crazy season. Everyone starts to wear tank-tops, shorts and t-shirts. This is used after the winter time is over.
Ex 1: It's act up weather so I'ma put on some booty shorts.
Ex 1: Time to wear something cool, it's that act up weather season.
by 172kid April 12, 2019
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Nipple Flicking Weather

When it's so cold outside your nipples perk up.
Meteorologist: "There is a 60% chance of snow today"
John: "Dang, that's nipple flicking weather."
by SenboIkari October 16, 2018
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Fair Weather Ownership

When credit is claimed when things go well, but blame is assigned elsewhere when things don't.
One of my team members believes in Fair Weather Ownership. People were happy when he made a big song and dance about the dashboard he just built. When somebody pointed out a minor glitch his response was "it's not my code. it's Firefox that's making it error like that".
by tanjung April 01, 2015
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