nog wasted

when you have consumed so much egg nog, that you become absolutely smashed. you become extremely giddy and laugh about almost anything. people are known to be extremely generous when they are in a nog wasted state. one can become nog wasted by having egg nog in a full glass (equal amount of nog and milk) or by taking shots (more nog less milk, in a shot glass.) for the experienced nogger, it will take about 10 shots of nog to become nog wasted

that nog goblin has never been as nog wasted as he is now

by noggoblin95 December 21, 2010

Gumball Watterson

that blue cat from TAWOG

Joe: Have you heard of Gumball Watterson?
Jack: Isn't he that blue cat from TAWOG?

by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019

The wanted

Something that you actually want not what you are dealing with at the moment

I’m just frustrated I have to go home to my flabby bitchy wife and pretend I still enjoy having sex with her then I come here and see you this is the wanted sex I need

by The giant clam ;) 💦💧 April 21, 2022

Central Park Wasted

The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.

"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."

by Lil' Day-Day October 20, 2012

White girl wasted

when you go to another drunk girls house and she stole your frap and you get extremly drunk because of how white girl wasted you are. btw ur white if you didnt know and everyone else is also white. You start singing along to random japanese songs and completey failing, Pretending you`re mexican and waking up to find 5 miss calls from your self and also finding all night you were making out with a cow,

GIRL WE WERE SO WHITE GIRL WASTED, WE WERE EVEN MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED THEN BRITTNEY, WELL READY TO GET MORE WHITE GIRL WASTED TIME

by h790ik May 3, 2018

I just wasted your time.

i just wasted your time clicking/ searching this up.

you can leave now. I just wasted your time.

by yuri tared December 6, 2019

oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay

A time where Oprah Winfrey comes up to you, not to give your a car or a school county, but to lick her vagina.

Bill: Look, its Oprah!!! Can I get a car?

Oprah: No, but you can lick my va-jay-jay

Bill: *Calls Tom* DUDE oprah wanted me to lick her vajayjay!!

Tom: Aweshum

by Crzycoco February 1, 2010