walking boner

A very hot bitch, which in most cases causes a hard on.

That chick Dakota has a rocking body, she's a walking boner.

by Canonball_DGeorge March 15, 2007

Walking Joke

A walking joke is the guy (or girl) that is the brunt of most jokes within a group of friends. This could mean one of two things; they are just made fun of by their friends and others for no reason or they are actually clumsy and easy to make fun of.

Ellen: "Tim, there's a hole in your bathing suit! HAHAHAHAH"
Lauren: "Tim, your shirt is stupid hahah"
Forrest: "Tim, you must be a walking joke! HAH"
Tim: *through muffled tears as he walks away* "I hate my life"

by forrestgumpiii July 27, 2011

j walking jangster

to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner

sara and jon are j walking jangsters =

by Jon sexy A October 20, 2005

walking Spanish

The forced, tiptoe walk of someone being given a bum's rush.

I saw Jake walking Spanish out of here last week, and he hasn't been back.

by seajay November 8, 2005

walking waste of sperm

The ultimate insult. Reserved for only the most hateful, stupid, obnoxious or contemptible people known.

That islamic suicide bomber killed several innocent people. What a walking waste of sperm he was.

by Frank Klaune January 26, 2005

freestyle walking

Jumping and/or stalling on, off of, over, or gapping obstacles while performing tricks or grabs. These tricks often come from skateboarding or inline skating. It is not to be confused with freerunning or parkour because those involve jumping over very large obstacles, while freestyle walking you trick over objects that you would on a skateboard.

kid: i pulled a gnarly 360 indy over a 10 stair set in a freestyle walking session today

by freestyle21 January 6, 2009

Walking Stereotype

A person who looks like a stereotype.

“Dam that nigga a whole walking stereotype of a hoe. He got the tan trench coat and sleek tan shoes with a flourishing beard and beautiful teeth.”

by Beky the Blunt February 8, 2018