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What has my life come to?

That thought that runs through your mind as you are vigorously masturbating your micropenis to a weird hentai video or other obscene pornography, while your seven chins shine with all the sweat you have built up, that makes you stop stoking it and weep to yourself while contemplating suicide.
During his 7th j.o. session to incest tentacle hentai, in one day of course, Steve looked down at all his dirty plates, cum tissues, foreclosure notices, and shitty attempts at drawing his "waifu", and thought to himself "What has my life come to?" He then rocked back and forth in his underwear on the floor contemplating death the whole time before crying himself to sleep. Suicide depressed
by Lord Manatee July 19, 2017
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what the hell

a phrase/reaction to something that is strange/abnormal to the person/you, usually when you see some weird shit.
Matt:what the hell? Mike & Angela are kissing?
Daren:now that's some weird shit, what the hell.
by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017
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What The Figgity Fuck

What you say when the classic "what the fuck" wont suffice, may also be abbreviated as WTFF for texters.
Man 1: Dude did you hear my brother got my mom pregnant?

Man 2: What The Figgity Fuck?!?
by I got you back July 13, 2009
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what the fuck

1. An expression of extreme surprise.
2. An expression of extreme annoyment or frustration, usually after a recent chain of bad events has just been added to by something that just happened.
3. A more emphatic form of "what".
4. Roughly translates to, "I tire of considering this decision and will go ahead and do what I was thinking of doing originally." Synonymous with fuck it.
1. What the fuck? Why is there a car in my driveway?
2. What the fuck?! Why does this always happen?
3. What the fuck is that?
4. Maybe I shouldn't steal this car... Eh, what the fuck.
by Some guy September 14, 2004
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You Reap What You Sow

The basic nature of God's Justice:
GALATIANS 6: 7-9 (KJV)
7: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
8: For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
9: And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

THE DEFINITIONS:
1. Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.
2. You cannot escape the consequences of your actions. What you do comes back to you.
3. You will see the long-term effects of your actions.
4. KARMA - The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
5. What goes around comes around.
6. Your actions all have consequences. Don't ever be fooled into thinking that your actions don't have consequences. Don't think you can get away with bad choices even if you don't seem to get caught. Remember verse seven tells us that God cannot be mocked. He sees it all. You reap what you sow.
Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

We sow in one season, we reap in another.

Sow a thought you reap an act. Sow an act, you reap a habit. Sow a habit, you reap a character. Sow a character, you reap a consequence.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 14, 2005
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What the balls

Less severe way of saying "What the fuck" or "What the hell". Used to express confusion, shock, or frustration. Also used on the Internet in it's acronym form "WTB".
Ex. "Can you believe that Steve and Ashley hung out last night?" "What the balls? No way dude!"

or "What the balls is that?!"

or "What the balls is taking you so long?"
by Wimsyy March 1, 2011
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