wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

Wal-Mart Hurricane

When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.

Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.

by LordBlackwood April 22, 2018