Red Velvet mustache

When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.

Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.

Red Velvet mustache by Its Manda! May 9, 2011

Red velvet

When a ginger girl gives you a blowjob and you blow your load in her hair causing a combination of semen and red hair similar to a red velvet cake.

I gave this ginger chick a great red velvet last night when I was getting some awesome domeage and blew my load all in her hair.

Red velvet by Bigburrmonster May 9, 2013

The Velvet Lion 

A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.

*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*

Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!

*loud music*

VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!

Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.

VL: Hmmmrrghh.

Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.

The Velvet Lion by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012

yellow velvet

another name for urine, used to give the original word urine a bit more class when using it for sexual activities i.e golden shower

"would you please cover me in yellow velvet?"

yellow velvet by mrod2020 May 16, 2010

Red Velvet

When you eat a girl out, and you do not know until you are done that she was on her period and the bottom half of your face looks like you ate red velvet.

"Hey man so how did it go with your girl last night?" Guy 1

"Awful, i got down on her and i went in for it, but then she told me she felt funny, and apparently she was on her period." Guy 2

"AWWWH YOU ATE RED VELVET AHAHAHAHAHAHHA" Guy 1

Red Velvet by XxEmoxX June 17, 2013

red velvet

When you take a Frosty™ and funnel it into your girlfriend's vagina during menstruation and go to town. This is different than the black forest when one pours a Frosty™ into a sexual partner's orifice.

Dave: Did you go down on your girl last night?
Chad: Hell yeah, I gave Stassi that good good red velvet!

red velvet by professorlovecakes September 20, 2015

Red Velvet Cake 

The act of engaging in un-lubricated anal intercourse with a white girl to the point where her anus prolapses, before eating out said prolapsed anus.

John: "Sam, if you don't come here right now I'm going to be forced to make a red velvet cake tonight.

Sam: "Mmmm, yummy."

Red Velvet Cake by grimpsgramps July 30, 2017