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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.
A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.
by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025
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Guy velvet

Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment
Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache
by Udayraj November 23, 2021
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Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.
Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.
by Frishishadub March 18, 2023
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velvet button

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."
by Fly B April 17, 2014
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A term in BNHA Chaos meaning "sex" or "sexual activity" between 2 gay people or any LGBTQ+ people. It's specifically used with Kirishima and Bakugo in the fan fiction.

It first started with Kiri asking Bakugo if he wanted to make cookies and then it developed into that.
Yo bro, you wanna Red Velvet Cookies with Caramel Sauce?
Hey man, you wanna make cookies?
by BNHA Chaos Enthusiast October 7, 2020
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Velvet Six Pack

Preforming the Velvet Hattrick twice, once the night before and again the next morning.
Guy One: "Dude, last night pulled off a Velvet Hattrick!!"
Guy Two: "You think that's something? This morning I completed a Velvet Six Pack!!!"
by BigT588 July 15, 2018
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