vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

when a women has pubic hair INSIDE her vagina

hey michael did christina have vaginal stalagmites/stalactites

by bal_zak March 8, 2010

Vaginal lockjaw

When you are horny and want to have sex but your vagina "slams shut". Your sexual partner can't fit anything maybe a finger in there.
Referring to lockjaw, of when you use alot of cocaine and your jaw will slam shut without you doing so.

"Babe why is your vagina so tight I thought you wanted sex? I can barely fit my finger in there"
"Looks like I'm having a case of vaginal lockjaw"

by Chicken_tindies April 18, 2019

Dis-arming the Vaginal Seeking Missile

synonym for masturbation

"Does anyone really need an example for Dis-arming the vaginal seeking missile?"

by Gestation period February 19, 2009

Vaginal Granulitis

1. Being irritated or easily irritable.
2. Sand in the pussy.
3. "Sandy Cooch" or "Sandy Crotch"

Applies to males and females equally.

"Dude, WTF is Rob's problem?"
"His girl wrecked his car, now he has vaginal granulitis."

"Hey, I noticed Rob is over his vaginal granulitis."
"Yeah, Jane got the car fixed for him and it was like vagisil... Instant relief"

by bear shaver May 31, 2009

vaginalate

~when a woman rapes a man by shoving a dildo up his ass
~ to get owned

~vaginalation is terrible
~you just got vaginaleted Mofo!

vaginalate

by blu3hat January 26, 2011

vaginal pull

the influence that a female exerts over the male, either by using sex, the stated, or the unstated prospect of sex(regardless of her intention to actually have sex with him). Similar to being "pussy-whipped", but without the prerequisite of sex (although there may still be sex).

"Dude, why did you go see the new twilight with her?"
"It's that damn vaginal pull! I know she isn't going to have sex with me, but I cant say no"

by guy98612876491283 November 21, 2011

vaginal wrench

The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.

My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.

Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.

by Spirit Bear February 8, 2014