When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick
by McCheesy-1975 April 16, 2016
A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
by Anne Bissell April 21, 2016
Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.
by nateisyoung April 10, 2016
A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 April 19, 2016
A piece of meat of a size so large, you will be unable to walk.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
Encounteres mostly in caribbean destinations, this dick will represent one of the many terrible desicions you will make on your vacation.
"Where were you last night tina?? And why are you sitting on a pillow??"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
"Got me some vacation dick from Juan, the towel guy. I think my vagina is out of order"
by Summeriscomingeventually April 17, 2016
A dick the size of a baby arm that will render a women helpless for a least 2 weeks after taking it the time of a standard vacation.
by KCdefinesshit April 17, 2016
Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
by Purple haze May 01, 2016