Urban Brownie

An urban brownie is when you have to take a dump and your only option for excrement is a public restroom. A technique, developed by the Dutch in the late 1800's, known as "hovering" is one way of coping with an urban brownie. This involves using your hamstrings to avoid making contact with the seat of the toilet.

Warning: Enlarged and strengthened hamstring muscles may visually skew observed penis size in a negative manner. Hover in moderation.
"Oh man, I hate the airport. I'm about to drop an urban brownie too."
by Ken from Ohio August 18, 2006
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urban dictionary

A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about.
Urbandictionary.com isn't a burn book or a webjournal site.
thumbs up for urban dictionary
by JERKER19 July 18, 2010
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Urban Dickhead

any moderator at urban dictionary that won't approve your entry
That Urban Dickhead cockblocked my entry, yo.
by Absolom24 June 19, 2016
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urban dictionary

a pile of shit web site that needs some serious tlc from its creators
The urban dictionary was overrun with lame and unfounded entries by a bunch of 12 year olds.
by Dave Erickson March 18, 2007
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Urban Dictionary

The largest collection of misleading information I have ever seen on the internet.
by TheGeneral_D August 11, 2007
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urban outdoorsman

n. Homeless person or bum. One who experiences the great outdoors of an urban setting for a prolonged period of time.
Man, that beard and plastic grocery bag make you look like an urban outdoorsman
by jive December 29, 2004
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Urban Disappointment

The feeling you get when you're sure you have a unique, never before thought of word or phrase to submit to urbandictionary.com only to find out some jerk published it a long time ago.
Ben was pumped thinking he'd be the first guy to publish "soap grafting" on urbandictionary.com. Upon finding out he wouldn't be first he was left with a severe case of Urban Disappointment. Damn you Acquiesce42! DAMN YOU!!!
by Ben's Penis April 07, 2010
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