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post-twinkie 

state of having the itis after eating junk food
"Oh man, I had energy before but I'm starting to get that post-twinkie feeling."
post-twinkie by j tha lady killa August 30, 2009
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to be under the influence of two or more illicit substances at the same time whilst simulntaneously suffering from sleep deprivation.
oh man... it's 5 a.m. and after those brownies and that hit of sunshine i am so TWONKED!
twonked by scaredyants September 29, 2003

Stinky Twinkie

VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite.

NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles.

Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
USAGE AS NOUN: "I pulled my dick out of her ass, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a STINKY TWINKIE."

USAGE AS VERB: "After a long while ass-fucking my woman, and realizing that I wasn't able to come, I yanked it out and gave her the old STINKY TWINKIE."
Stinky Twinkie by BaffleActs July 19, 2009
Bra, I need to score a twinkie.
twinkie by Corina Hernandez August 15, 2007
An Asian cock. Yellow on the outside, and filled with cream.
Wu furiously shoved his twinkie in and out of Miss Yavonda.
twinkie by Mr. Cynic June 3, 2005
yellow, cream filled, mass produced, delicacies!
Wow look at those twinkies! yummy
twinkie by ilikefire May 28, 2006