Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

turd muffler

A chick with such a big ass it creates silent but deadlies.

That aint ghetto, thats a fucking turd muffler its so big.

by niodin March 10, 2008

Turdasaurus Rex

a huge, monstrous, corny, dump that has been laid in a public bathroom.

Yo Dave just laid a bloody turdasaurus rex in the Dairy Queen bathroom sink.

by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010

turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010

turbo bowl

A bowl packed with excess weed after rolling a blunt or joint which can quickly be smoked afterwards

"Hey, pack up that turbo bowl when you're done rolling."

marijuana
weed
bowl
joint
blunt
smoking
pipe
bong

by pinkispink January 19, 2016

turd wars

All the crap Star Wars movies with new crap titles.

Episode 4: A New Poop
Episode 5: The Empire Shits Back
Episode 6: Return of the ShitEye

Episode 1: The Phantom Ghost Shit
Episode 2: Attack of the Colons
Episode 3: Revenge of the Shits

Episode 7: The Force in my Colon Awakens

Episode 8: The Last ShitEye
Episode 9: The Shit to End all Shits

Did you see any of the Turd Wars films?

No, they're all crap. But it did made the Force in my Colon awaken!

by LonePooper May 2, 2018

turdtard

Slang term for someone who doesn’t know shit.

Well yes it’s true, a turdtard is in fact the polar opposite of a turd savant.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019