turd basket
A turd basket is a name given to someone who is full of crap or someone who you know is telling a big dirty lie.
turd basket by Godfrey G July 4, 2006
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turd soup
A situation where by all is lost, everything has failed and there is no solution, the undertaking has turned into a steaming bowl of turd soup.
You are very rich and your wife finds you in bed with her best friend. She hires a famous lawyer and provides vivid photos of the event, turning your life into a steaming, stinking bowl of turd soup.
turd soup by J. Robert Parker June 27, 2008
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turd burglar by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
Turd-douche
A nickname given to one with characteristics pertaining to immense social annoyance, homosexuality, and overall negative energy that is also hereditary.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
When asked a simple question, turd-douche will reply with a complex answer that is incorrect through common sense. Ultimately leading the conversation in an unnecessary direction. Such as a subjects already covered.
The Turd-douche insisted on informing everyone that he learned "Smoke On the Water" on his alto-saxophone. Repeating the phrase in a high, nasally voice, managing to piss everyone off in record time.
Turd-douche by werny13 June 4, 2009
turd collector
A person who spends his free time collecting other peoples turds. Doing so, this usually causes great annoyance to others.
turd collector by lobsterroll13 October 19, 2010