The act of covering your erected penis in flammable material, then proceeding to light it on fire. Next, the man inserts his flaming man torch inside the woman's vagina.
by John Apple butter toast April 15, 2014
Get the louisiana blow torch mug.its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool
by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008
Get the torpenis mug.A cool party trick for a woman to amaze her friends. Begin by doing a hand-stand with legs split in the air. Then have someone insert a lit cigar half-way into your vagina. The goal is to push out the cigar before it burns down and causes injury.
Heather's mom attempted to do the Verticle Torpedo at her sweet sixteen, but ended up burning her cooter.
by DrDiequick December 4, 2006
Get the Verticle Torpedo mug.A) An Arsonist. Usually referred to as an "Arsonist for Hire."
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.
Cheap Landlord A: Hey Sam, I wanna get rid of that apartment building of mine. Those tenants can't pay me and no-one wants to buy that rat infested roach trap from me.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2013
Get the Torch mug.Everytime he pee's after having anal sex with me, he never flushes and there's always a little brown torpedo in the toilette.
by Felicia Castro May 3, 2005
Get the Brown Torpedo mug.1.) Get to large norwegian woman named Olga.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
2.) Have them get naked.
3.) Insert a dildo into one of their vaginas
4.) Have her then queef and grunt as the dildo shoots out of her vagina
5.) Then have the other woman catch the dildo in her vagina.
6.) Keep playing the Norwegian Torpedo Tossback.
by MrNorwegianTorpedoTossback<3 May 10, 2011
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