toitee

A toilet that one uses to relieve themselves.

Sean, toitee is a word and I went there this afternoon.

by Katie-M October 16, 2007

Topeka Surprise

Mailing human excrement to a friend which has been wrapped tidily in a plastic kitchen container. Place paper towels under and over the "surprise" so the contents may not be detected until the package is opened.

I believe my friend was fired from his job after he opened his FedEx package labeled "Topeka Surprise".

by thatsjustwrong July 30, 2010

toates awes

totally awesome

Harry Potter... toates awes... jus sayin'

by CuteNasty November 28, 2010

Topeka Jersey

A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.

"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."

by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011

topie

Topie is a very amazing friend very very veryyyy childish and acts very inocent she is very nice but to mostly one person when u get on her bad side she will ignore you for one day then she acts like nothing happened the next day . She really will be good in a relationship but not for long . As a friend at first she will acts very nice and stuff but she has one certain friend who she will always love the most and will get jealous of . Bu t in general she is a amazing person and very nice.

omg topie is amazing but omg she how many chins is that

by chicken._.nugget June 24, 2019

Topek

It is when you are the toxic-rempit one in a relationship.

1.“You are Topek in your relationship.”
2. “ Oh! My God. I should change my Topek attitude.”

by Havehave September 2, 2019

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023